Clarionet, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet — two clarionets. Ambrose Bierce.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P.J. O’Rourke – A Parliament of Whores P.J. has written for a number of publications, including the National Lampoon and Rolling Stone. He can probably be best described by the title of one of his books – Republican Party [...]